I recently started blogging for SexyLocker, which sells lingerie and jammy jams and lots of pretty girly girl things, and have often wondered when trying to think of something to write about, what sexy really is. The site carries everything from lacy lingerie type stuff to cute cotton nightgowns, both sexy in their own right, [...]
If you’re friends with me on FaceBook- and you totally should be – because I rock the FaceBook when I’m not rocking the Twitter- you know how I feel about the movement to make a bald Barbie. Long story short, I’m anti Bald Barbie. Pushing out an [...]
When my daughter was younger she took the middle finger/naughty finger thing very seriously. So much so that if someone waved it around, pointed at something, or even looked at it too long, she’d gasp and ask them to “please stop because that’s the naughty finger” while swatting at their hand like an old lady.
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Pretty sure I don’t have to give you 5 reasons I’m smokin hot because if you know me you can probably think of 10 all by yourself. Even if you don’t know me and you read this blog you know at least 3, right? Here’s a quick summary:
1. Because I’m Hot
2. Because I’m [...]
Congratulations you made it through Christmas without being trampled to death at Walmart and through New Years with your handy dandy list of resolutions. Pat yourself on the back for making it to 2012.
However, you did it all for nothing because as you’ve probably heard, according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 [...]
I believe I used to write better posts on this blog. I think my intention has always been to either say something funny or just say something that means something. I may be mistaken, but it seems since I figured out people are actually reading my blog, I write less personal and sometimes just plain [...]
Christmas Crap That Annoys Me
I had a whole different, angry rant set up to post but I figured it’s Christmas and I should probably write something cheery not as angry for the holidays. What kind of blogger worth his or her weight in SEO doesn’t have a Christmas post?
Some of us though are faced with a different problem. Okay, [...]
I’m usually pretty up to date with current events although what appears here on the blog could be any old random thing that pops into my head. For some reason, I had not heard of Crystal Cox but thanks to Twitter I happened upon this post by Blogpreneur which explained that Ms. Cox, [...]
A lot has changed since I first blogged about Triberr and since I first joined. In fact, Kick Ass Writers, has grown to EPIC proportions. Okay, maybe not epic but at least awesome. The problem however, is that as the Chief I feel like I have to monitor everyone and also [...]
Words You’ve Ruined By Using Too Much
“Mom, come look at this. It’s awwweesommme.”
“What. Your donut?”
“Yeah, look. It’s all powdery and stuff.”
“All of the donuts are powdery. That’s not awesome at all. Now eat your un-awesome donut before I do.”
My coworker told me the other day that the daycare/school her sister’s grandkids attend teach based on positive affirmations [...]
I was wondering yesterday, between Twitter, Facebook, and the billions of blogs on the internet, how many people will be posting lists of things they are suddenly thankful for. 1 Some of these lists include things like breathing. Can we all just agree that we’re thankful for air without adding it to the [...]
The Walmart Surprise
The good thing about shopping at Walmart is you are almost always guaranteed some sort of surprise. One time I grabbed a mushy cucumber from the cucumber bin. That kind of surprise is similar to the Halloween game where you put your hand in the bowl of peeled grapes and pretend they’re eyeballs. Except you [...]
If you’ve stopped by in the last few days, you probably noticed the shit storm I created in the last post. Yes, yes, I think I’m funny and sometimes I’m not. I do know why the mommy bloggers were angry and didn’t share in my cackling, but you know what? This is my blog. This [...]
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