Law Abiding Citizens and Missing Daddy

We made an attempt to walk to the park today. It’s only a couple blocks away and it was actually nice out (for once). Of course, my daughter must’ve gotten too excited about it and ended up falling and skinning her knee when we were almost there. Then she didn’t want to go to the park anymore, but back home to cover her knee with 4 blue and green bandaids.

On the way back home though, she stopped and wouldn’t move. I asked her why and she pointed up at a stop sign.

“No, honey. That’s only for cars. Not people,” I told her. She wouldn’t move and was trying to pull my arm and stop me from walking.

“Fine,” she said and flung my arm. “You’re going to get arrested by the Police for running a stop sign.”

She actually stood at the stop sign for a couple seconds before catching back up to me. Then, everything was fine.

On a not-so-funny note, though. I caught her typing in www. _____’s (her name) daddy.com into the computer. Of course some guy’s “Satan Space” page comes up with a picture of him holding his baby daughter.

I asked her why and she didn’t have an answer. I looked in the browser history and she had also typed in www dot daddy dot com also. She’s so smart for a 5 year old. I just wish I could figure out a way to make her understand.

The funniest thing I’ve ever heard and the saddest…all in one day.