The Anti Blogger Giveaway and Giving Away Crap No One Wants

By On 2012/03/25 · 33 Comments · In The Anti Blogger, What I Do, You're Not Going to Believe This Ish

Introducing my first ever giveaway on the blog. Watch the video for prizes and enter below.


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  • Mike

    The cheese and crackers stick can be used to open the trachea of someone who begins choking on the rancid walnut.

  • Mike

    And you’re pretty. (but that might be kind of pale compared to the earlier compliments).

    • Solitary Mama

      No idea what you’re talking about, Mike. But thanks for trying to ruin my giveaway by insinuating that the walnut is rancid.

      • Mike

        I’m just saying that the walnuts may be better as decorative Juglans Regia, than dessert topping :)

      • Mike

        I want the mustache anyway…for my own reasons. Can we apply all of our entries to one item?

  • http://www.amberrisme.com Amberr Meadows

    That was the most awesome giveaway video in the world. I want a walnut and the amazing cheese stick. ;-)

    P.S. Of course you’re pretty.
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    • Solitary Mama

      You’re actually in luck, Amberr. I have a bunch of walnuts. Walnuts for everyone!

  • http://lookingforisis.com Not Isis

    You should really have some sort of nut-busting divice.If for no other reason to say you have a nut buster…
    Do you need me to call you pretty? You’re skinny too. :)

    • Solitary Mama

      Been called nut buster plenty of times. Is that the same?

      • http://dontcallmemarge.com Marjorie McAtee

        OMG YOU SOUND SO MIDWESTERN.

        PS USE A ROCK. TO OPEN THE WALNUT.
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        • Solitary Mama

          If I win the rock in your giveaway, I will use it to open the walnuts. Hope I win.

          • Mike

            Where is this Rock give away?

          • Mike

            Still no rock giveaway. I’m losing hope :)

  • http://richardallenrh.wordpress.com Richard Allen

    gimmeh walnut!
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    • Solitary Mama

      What about a peanut if the walnut thing doesn’t work out

  • http://darkstormyloopy.blogspot.com/ WowThatWasAwkward

    I may enter some of my enemies in your contest in hopes they win some of your crap.

    My favorite part of this by a landslide is that it looks like you are doing it topless.
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  • http://chasingserenity09.blogspot.com Angel

    I am totally pulling for the mustache!! This was honestly one of the funniest things I have seen in a long while. Laughed so hard I had tears. You are a great blogger, love your humor!!
    Angel recently posted..It will be good for me, I said, A to Z What?!?!

    • Solitary Mama

      I hope you win. I know you would take really good care of that mustache.

  • http://www.scarletwonderland.com Jen

    This is absolutely hilarious!! I want the moustache more than anything, literally x
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    • Solitary Mama

      “I want the moustache more than anything…” if I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard that.

  • Mike

    i just realized this thing goes on for 30 days 8-O

    • Solitary Mama

      It’s the eternal giveaway.

  • Caroline72

    You have a sense of humor I enjoy watching your video.I like walnuts I want to have it.

    • Solitary Mama

      I believe you may be spam because no one says “I like walnuts I want to have it”. But it made me laugh so approved (minus the enormous link for your weight loss site).

  • http://www.bubblegumonmyshoe.com Cari With a Shirt On

    I warned you about articles that have traces of your DNA on them. You’ll give it away and the next thing you know you’re wanted in Texas for bank robbery. On that note, I’ll take the cup;)

    Hilarious and thanks for the shout out…Where the heck does one purchase a nut cracker anywho?
    Cari With a Shirt On recently posted..Then I Cried…The Ugly Cry

    • Solitary Mama

      It’s a drinking vessel. And yeah, I guess if anyone’s gonna have my DNA it may as well be you. If you figure out where a nutcracker is, let me know. And I don’t mean the dancing kind.

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  • http://chopperpapa.com Chopperpapa

    If you call it a ‘drinking chalice’ …. I’m in.
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  • http://profiles.google.com/nixkuroi Mike Simon

    I think this page is mostly broken :)

    • http://www.solitarymama.com/ Solitary Mama

      What’s broken besides the comments that disappeared