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Stupid List Friday : How to Make the Woman You Like Hate You

Solitary Mama — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 01:18:20 +0000

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One of my fellow single parents on Twitter mentioned he had missed an opportunity at the grocery store because a hot chick smiled at him and he froze like an idiot and basically just drooled all over himself in the canned food aisle. (I added everything after the word froze, by the [...]

He’s Butt Hurt Over Your Blog aka Is This Blog Post About Me?

Solitary Mama — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:58:00 +0000

I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]

Stupid List Friday : 5 Signs the Text Conversation Is Over

Solitary Mama — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:47:33 +0000

or…when to say when, Stalkerface.

I text. A lot. I apologize to the purists who believe you can’t build relationships texting and require actual phone calls, but seriously I don’t have time to be yapping on the phone with people. You can tell me what you need to tell me in less than 2 seconds via [...]

I Have a Crush On You. Now What?

Solitary Mama — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 02:11:04 +0000

C is for Crush, as in I find you interesting. I like chatting with you. I think you are a super duper great guy that only annoys me occasionally.

Most of these things tend to occur online lately, which depending on how you look at it, can be either way safer or way weirder. Do [...]

Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number Unless You’re Stupid

Solitary Mama — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:41:57 +0000

Okay, I had a completely different post to kick off the A to Z Challenge – which was Anti Blogger except I realized last minute that I just did an Anti Blogger video/giveaway. I have also not written anything outside of Anti Blogger, Stupid List Friday or Bitchery in a while. So, I saved [...]

Stupid List Friday: 5 Reasons Sen. Glenn Grothman Can Go To Hell

Solitary Mama — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 04:12:22 +0000

Welcome to Stupid List Friday #3 and while these posts usually consist of me trying to be funny while being stupid, this week’s list is actually dedicated to someone stupid. Introducing Wisconsin Senator Glenn Grothman, author/supporter/sponsor of Senate Bill 507.

Since I tend to keep politics out of this blog I’ll be leaving out the [...]

Worst Online Sites for Dating

Solitary Mama — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:43:51 +0000

I don’t date often and I don’t think I have ever participated in online dating. I do interact quite a bit online though so I have my opinion on which sites would be the worst sites for dating. If you ever heed any advice that I give on this blog (hahahaha…suckers), trust me on this [...]

Bringing Sexy Back: What Do You Think Is Sexy?

Solitary Mama — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:10:08 +0000

I recently started blogging for SexyLocker, which sells lingerie and jammy jams and lots of pretty girly girl things, and have often wondered when trying to think of something to write about, what sexy really is. The site carries everything from lacy lingerie type stuff to cute cotton nightgowns, both sexy in their own right, [...]

Guess Who Asked Me Out #2 and Why I Probably Said No

Solitary Mama — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 04:22:17 +0000

I told you I had a Guess Who Asked Me Out Part 2. Did you really think no one ever asks me out? Pshhh…I’m hot. And I know I am, because she tells me all the time and she’s hot so she knows what she’s talking about. I get asked out so much…never mind, not true [...]

Balance it Out, Single Parents. You Can Do It.

Solitary Mama — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 01:18:58 +0000

The GBE2 topic is “balance”. The members of the Side Effects of Single Parenting Tribe had a Tweet and Meet on Twitter and I noticed that in general, we have no balance. Not that we have issues or anything, just that things always seem either black or white, no gray.

One of the questions [...]