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5 Reasons Beauty and the Beast Is the Wackest Disney Movie Ever

Solitary Mama — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:06:56 +0000

This weekend I had a small break and decided to take the kid to the movies. Of course, luck would have it that the only kid-friendly movie playing was Beauty and the Beast 3D. I’m not generally a fan of Disney princess stuff but I haven’t actually banned it from viewing. I mean, we already [...]

Worst Online Sites for Dating

Solitary Mama — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:43:51 +0000

I don’t date often and I don’t think I have ever participated in online dating. I do interact quite a bit online though so I have my opinion on which sites would be the worst sites for dating. If you ever heed any advice that I give on this blog (hahahaha…suckers), trust me on this [...]

Bringing Sexy Back: What Do You Think Is Sexy?

Solitary Mama — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:10:08 +0000

I recently started blogging for SexyLocker, which sells lingerie and jammy jams and lots of pretty girly girl things, and have often wondered when trying to think of something to write about, what sexy really is. The site carries everything from lacy lingerie type stuff to cute cotton nightgowns, both sexy in their own right, [...]

The Bitchery Year in Review

Solitary Mama — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 04:38:52 +0000

I believe I used to write better posts on this blog. I think my intention has always been to either say something funny or just say something that means something. I may be mistaken, but it seems since I figured out people are actually reading my blog, I write less personal and sometimes just plain [...]

Christmas Crap That Annoys Me

Solitary Mama — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:22:21 +0000

I had a whole different, angry rant set up to post but I figured it’s Christmas and I should probably write something cheery not as angry for the holidays. What kind of blogger worth his or her weight in SEO doesn’t have a Christmas post?

Some of us though are faced with a different problem. Okay, [...]

Words You’ve Ruined By Using Too Much

Solitary Mama — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:12:18 +0000

“Mom, come look at this. It’s awwweesommme.”

“What. Your donut?”

“Yeah, look. It’s all powdery and stuff.”

“All of the donuts are powdery. That’s not awesome at all. Now eat your un-awesome donut before I do.”

My coworker told me the other day that the daycare/school her sister’s grandkids attend teach based on positive affirmations [...]

Dear Crazy Mommy Bloggers: Here are the Types of Bloggers I Adore

Solitary Mama — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 16:08:10 +0000

If you’ve stopped by in the last few days, you probably noticed the shit storm I created in the last post. Yes, yes, I think I’m funny and sometimes I’m not. I do know why the mommy bloggers were angry and didn’t share in my cackling, but you know what? This is my blog. This [...]

5 Types of Mommy Bloggers I Hate That Most Likely Hate Me Too

Solitary Mama — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 06:25:47 +0000

Mommy Blogger: (Mom-ee Blawg-er) A maternal- type person that keeps an online journal, often referred to as their “J.O.B.” even if they don’t make any money. Because since it’s a J.O.B. it totally justifies sitting on the computer all day. The Mommy Blogger started out as a Farmville Fanatic on Facebook, but figured out they [...]

It’s Movember 2011. Chicks Don’t Want Mustaches So Let’s Watch My Armpit Hair Grow

Solitary Mama — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 06:27:06 +0000

Those of you that know me, or at least have known me since last year, have probably seen me with a mustache on more than one occasion. It all started here for Movember exactly one year ago.

Ever since last Movember, the mustache thing has kind of stuck around. I don’t know and don’t [...]

Halloween Costumes Through the Years: No One Wants to Be A Robot.

Solitary Mama — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 04:15:05 +0000

My daughter wants to be a vampire this year for Halloween. She specifically said “a scary vampire. Not a cute one.” Last year, she wanted to be scary and I bought her a witch costume. After a handful of people told her “awww…you’re such a cute witch,” she didn’t want to be a witch anymore. [...]