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Anti Blogger : Video of Dryer Lint Bunny Craft

Solitary Mama — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 03:42:18 +0000

How to make a dryer lint bunny ala the Anti Blogger…

Caution: Dryer lint is highly flammable (I guess) be careful when playing with it. However, I lived and if anyone is going to catch on fire while crafting, it would be me.

What are the worst crafts you’ve seen online?

The Necro Status : Posting Deaths On Facebook

Solitary Mama — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 05:17:39 +0000

Tragic when people die. Even moreso (or maybe equally as tragic) when it is someone young.

I’ve noticed lately that people can’t wait to be the first to RIP someone in their Facebook status. Not that you shouldn’t express your sympathy for the family and other friends of this person. Not that you aren’t allowed [...]

He’s Butt Hurt Over Your Blog aka Is This Blog Post About Me?

Solitary Mama — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:58:00 +0000

I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]

Stupid List Friday : 5 Signs the Text Conversation Is Over

Solitary Mama — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:47:33 +0000

or…when to say when, Stalkerface.

I text. A lot. I apologize to the purists who believe you can’t build relationships texting and require actual phone calls, but seriously I don’t have time to be yapping on the phone with people. You can tell me what you need to tell me in less than 2 seconds via [...]

Bitchery Triad : 5 Things You Should Never Say to Me

Solitary Mama — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:42:58 +0000

Well, it’s been a while since we wrote the super popular Bitchery Triad post, 5 Reasons I’m Smoking Hot and You Can’t Have Any, but we’re back together like the Spice Girls only way hotter and more bitchassery, to rock another triad blog post.

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Stupid List Friday: 5 Reasons Sen. Glenn Grothman Can Go To Hell

Solitary Mama — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 04:12:22 +0000

Welcome to Stupid List Friday #3 and while these posts usually consist of me trying to be funny while being stupid, this week’s list is actually dedicated to someone stupid. Introducing Wisconsin Senator Glenn Grothman, author/supporter/sponsor of Senate Bill 507.

Since I tend to keep politics out of this blog I’ll be leaving out the [...]

The Anti-Blogger: Wordless Wednesday Is Lazy

Solitary Mama — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 10:39:17 +0000

I’m starting another series because I usually get tired of all of the other series by the second post. Bad news for Stupid List Fridays, I know. But good news for the Anti-Blogger! Woot!

What is the Anti-Blogger?

The Anti-Blogger series is going to be all of the stupid crap bloggers do except [...]

Minnesota: Where I’m From. Sort Of.

Solitary Mama — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:37:42 +0000

Not sure if Army brats are ever from anywhere. I was born and adopted from Korea, but yet I don’t think I’m really from there either. It’s more what I am than where I’m from.

We lived everywhere and moved a lot. I moved even when I didn’t have to anymore. That sort of transience [...]

5 Reasons Beauty and the Beast Is the Wackest Disney Movie Ever

Solitary Mama — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:06:56 +0000

This weekend I had a small break and decided to take the kid to the movies. Of course, luck would have it that the only kid-friendly movie playing was Beauty and the Beast 3D. I’m not generally a fan of Disney princess stuff but I haven’t actually banned it from viewing. I mean, we already [...]

Worst Online Sites for Dating

Solitary Mama — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:43:51 +0000

I don’t date often and I don’t think I have ever participated in online dating. I do interact quite a bit online though so I have my opinion on which sites would be the worst sites for dating. If you ever heed any advice that I give on this blog (hahahaha…suckers), trust me on this [...]