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I consider myself a fairly friendly and sometimes fun person to socialize with online. People tell me I am anyway. I do realize that I have my days of assholery. Sometimes these days last weeks even. I’ve realized as a result of a certain text message I sent to the radio station that was read [...]
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One of my fellow single parents on Twitter mentioned he had missed an opportunity at the grocery store because a hot chick smiled at him and he froze like an idiot and basically just drooled all over himself in the canned food aisle. (I added everything after the word froze, [...]
Tragic when people die. Even moreso (or maybe equally as tragic) when it is someone young.
I’ve noticed lately that people can’t wait to be the first to RIP someone in their Facebook status. Not that you shouldn’t express your sympathy for the family and other friends of this person. Not that you aren’t allowed [...]
I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]
So somehow I’ve made it to the letter D in the A to Z Challenge and I’m going to tell you, if shit didn’t just hit me upside my head when I sit down to write immediately, I would’ve bailed by now. I would’ve stopped at the letter A.
Straight into my inbox pops a [...]
C is for Crush, as in I find you interesting. I like chatting with you. I think you are a super duper great guy that only annoys me occasionally.
Most of these things tend to occur online lately, which depending on how you look at it, can be either way safer or way weirder. Do [...]
If you’ve been following this blog at all in the last month, you’ve likely noticed a Bitchery Triad post. What started out as fun and a half assed plan hatched via twitter, is still a fun and half assed plan sometimes spliced together at the last minute…via Twitter.
As part of the A [...]
Okay, I had a completely different post to kick off the A to Z Challenge – which was Anti Blogger except I realized last minute that I just did an Anti Blogger video/giveaway. I have also not written anything outside of Anti Blogger, Stupid List Friday or Bitchery in a while. So, I saved [...]
It never fails. Every Friday since I’ve started Stupid List Friday, I think, “this is the Friday I will miss because I have nothing.”
And then POW…my parents ask me to go to a Fish Fry at the Legion and I was like hot damn, we got ourselves a blog post. Not only [...]
Most everyone is raised to be respectful of their elders and for some reason this ends up being understood as let old people do whatever they want because they are old. I get it, they’ve served their time here on earth, most have worked their fingers to the bones, walked uphill both ways in two [...]
If you know me, you know these three things to always be true of me:
I don’t like cold. I don’t like Walmart. I don’t like getting up early in the morning.
So, do you know what my idea of Hell is? Hell is standing outside of Walmart early in the morning, slinging Girl Scout [...]
This weekend I had a small break and decided to take the kid to the movies. Of course, luck would have it that the only kid-friendly movie playing was Beauty and the Beast 3D. I’m not generally a fan of Disney princess stuff but I haven’t actually banned it from viewing. I mean, we already [...]
I don’t date often and I don’t think I have ever participated in online dating. I do interact quite a bit online though so I have my opinion on which sites would be the worst sites for dating. If you ever heed any advice that I give on this blog (hahahaha…suckers), trust me on this [...]
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