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5 Reasons Beauty and the Beast Is the Wackest Disney Movie Ever

Solitary Mama — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:06:56 +0000

This weekend I had a small break and decided to take the kid to the movies. Of course, luck would have it that the only kid-friendly movie playing was Beauty and the Beast 3D. I’m not generally a fan of Disney princess stuff but I haven’t actually banned it from viewing. I mean, we already [...]

Worst Online Sites for Dating

Solitary Mama — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:43:51 +0000

I don’t date often and I don’t think I have ever participated in online dating. I do interact quite a bit online though so I have my opinion on which sites would be the worst sites for dating. If you ever heed any advice that I give on this blog (hahahaha…suckers), trust me on this [...]

Bringing Sexy Back: What Do You Think Is Sexy?

Solitary Mama — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:10:08 +0000

I recently started blogging for SexyLocker, which sells lingerie and jammy jams and lots of pretty girly girl things, and have often wondered when trying to think of something to write about, what sexy really is. The site carries everything from lacy lingerie type stuff to cute cotton nightgowns, both sexy in their own right, [...]

Dear Mattel: 10 Barbies Realer Than Bald Barbie

Solitary Mama — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:14:45 +0000

If you’re friends with me on FaceBook- and you totally should be – because I rock the FaceBook when I’m not rocking the Twitter- you know how I feel about the movement to make a bald Barbie. Long story short, I’m anti Bald Barbie. Pushing out an entire line of cancer [...]

Five Reasons I’m Smokin Hot and You Can’t Have Any

Solitary Mama — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:00:32 +0000

Pretty sure I don’t have to give you 5 reasons I’m smokin hot because if you know me you can probably think of 10 all by yourself. Even if you don’t know me and you read this blog you know at least 3, right? Here’s a quick summary:

1. Because I’m Hot

2. Because I’m [...]

Happy 2012: Guess What Suckas Now It’s the End of the World

Solitary Mama — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:02:38 +0000

Congratulations you made it through Christmas without being trampled to death at Walmart and through New Years with your handy dandy list of resolutions. Pat yourself on the back for making it to 2012.

However, you did it all for nothing because as you’ve probably heard, according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 marks the [...]

Christmas Crap That Annoys Me

Solitary Mama — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:22:21 +0000

I had a whole different, angry rant set up to post but I figured it’s Christmas and I should probably write something cheery not as angry for the holidays. What kind of blogger worth his or her weight in SEO doesn’t have a Christmas post?

Some of us though are faced with a different problem. Okay, [...]

2.5 Million Dollar Question: Are Bloggers Journalists?

Solitary Mama — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:30:35 +0000

I’m usually pretty up to date with current events although what appears here on the blog could be any old random thing that pops into my head. For some reason, I had not heard of Crystal Cox but thanks to Twitter I happened upon this post by Blogpreneur which explained that Ms. Cox, blogger extraordinaire, [...]

Words You’ve Ruined By Using Too Much

Solitary Mama — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:12:18 +0000

“Mom, come look at this. It’s awwweesommme.”

“What. Your donut?”

“Yeah, look. It’s all powdery and stuff.”

“All of the donuts are powdery. That’s not awesome at all. Now eat your un-awesome donut before I do.”

My coworker told me the other day that the daycare/school her sister’s grandkids attend teach based on positive affirmations [...]

The Un-Thanksgiving: 6 Things I’m Not Thankful For

Solitary Mama — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 06:38:24 +0000

I was wondering yesterday, between Twitter, Facebook, and the billions of blogs on the internet, how many people will be posting lists of things they are suddenly thankful for. 1 Some of these lists include things like breathing. Can we all just agree that we’re thankful for air without adding it to the [...]