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Pretty sure I met you 5 years ago, Ronald. Stop calling me Ronald.

Photocopying Our Loyalties. Originals are Always Better

By On 2011/09/19 · 18 Comments · In Do Good Stuff, GBE 2, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Wisdom You Won't Use Anywhere

I was thinking the other day about how so many people that I meet are actually duplicates of someone else I already met. I’ve lived in a slew of other states and a couple other countries (if you count the one in which I was born) and I’ve met a lot of people. Sometimes I [...]

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Longing and the Twins Game (And No, I’m Not Talking About Pining Over Baseball Players)

By On 2011/08/30 · 4 Comments · In I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Single Parent Activities

The GBE2 topic 1 is “longing” and after careful consideration of the word, I’ve come up with this conclusion:  I long for simple things like the sun when it’s snowing in April.

The other day I was stuck behind a beat up mini van on the highway, going so slow (while in the [...]

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The Devil is the Mayor of Lonely Town. Get Out While You Can.

By On 2011/08/10 · 4 Comments · In Crazy Folder, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Kinda Weird, Random Relationship Stuff, Single Mom Relationships, Solitary Mama, You're Not Going to Believe This Ish

I was going to vlog for my 28th 38th birthday yesterday, but last night I found myself sitting on my bed looking like a psychopathic-sitting-on-a-bed-lady. Not a good picture for a vlog. Don’t get me wrong, 38 is probably going to be just as amazing as 0-37, but I found myself in a place I [...]

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5 Reasons Single Women Should Find a Fake Boyfriend

By On 2011/07/31 · 2 Comments · In I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Random Relationship Stuff, Single Mom Relationships, Wisdom You Won't Use Anywhere

I considered vlogging for this post (because you know I rocked those last two vlogs like a movie star) 1 but I decided it would be hard to show in a video the 5 Reasons Single Women Should Have a Fake Boyfriend. I am also thinking about saving the next video for my [...]

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What Did and Did Not Happen At Family Reunion 2011

By On 2011/07/25 · 15 Comments · In GBE 2, Holidays, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Solitary Mama

The problem, (if there is one) with blogging is that in order to be real and true and somewhat personal, you have to sort of blog about real and true and personal stuff occasionally. Plus, if you want to be funny, real life stuff is a must-have, unless you plan on just stealing content from [...]

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I Figured Out Why Women Aren’t Funny

By On 2011/07/11 · 14 Comments · In I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Solitary Mama, Wisdom You Won't Use Anywhere, You're Not Going to Believe This Ish

A while back I noticed when going through my Twitter and Facebook feeds that funny statuses are mostly by males and really deep, thoughtful statuses are by females. That just means that women are thinkers. I know.

So, I posted a question on Facebook that was something like “Why aren’t women funny?” and received some [...]

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True Story in 100 Words: Small Towns Don’t Want Your Funny Money Fool.

By On 2011/07/05 · 6 Comments · In GBE 2, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Kinda Weird, You're Not Going to Believe This Ish

When I first moved here, I worked for a telemarketing company that paid bonuses in silver dollars.

One evening I carried a handful of bonuses to the Rural Small Town convenience store to purchase a pizza and probably Doritos and the teenage clerk tells me…

“We don’t accept foreign money,” as if I ended up [...]

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Ask the Relationship Expert a Question (or Check Out Twoofus.org)

By On 2011/06/30 · 1 Comment · In I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Random Relationship Stuff, What I Do

This post brought to you by TwoOfUs. All opinions are 100% mine.

I received an offer from Twoofus.org to write a post about their website and although I initially thought the site was called TOOFUS.org, I decided to give it a whirl. Toofus of course is much different than Two Of [...]

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What Would You Do With A Money Tree?

By On 2011/06/28 · 11 Comments · In Crazy Folder, GBE 2, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This

It’s been an interesting couple of weeks over here in single mother land and I’ve been having a difficult time getting motivated. It may be entirely because I had a break from classes and I turned ridiculously lazy. It may not be.

I even skipped out on the GBE2 topic last week, which by the [...]

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5 Lies Grown Ups Tell Children

By On 2011/06/20 · 3 Comments · In I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Solitary Mama

I read a post at Bubble Gum on My Shoe about her and her daughter’s experience with the Tooth Fairy. I have gotten myself into more than one Tooth Fairy dilemma, and have had to lie on top of lie a few times (the last being when daughter found all of her [...]

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Time

By On 2011/06/13 · 22 Comments · In Featured, GBE 2, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Solitary Mama, Wisdom You Won't Use Anywhere

Once upon a time an Asian chick traveled the world and somehow ended up in a small rural town in the Midwest. Much to her surprise, the age of 20 was not actually the same as the age of enlightenment. But, she didn’t really figure that out until she was 30. So she wandered rural [...]

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Lost and Found: Wherein My Blog Dies and Is Resurrected

By On 2011/06/07 · 16 Comments · In GBE 2, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Solitary Mama, What I Do, Wisdom You Won't Use Anywhere

“Lost and Found” is the GBE2 topic this week and again it’s funny how these things just happen to fit into my pretty much, uneventful life.

As you can tell from the craziness of this blog, I like Plugins. Note the many Facebook, Twitter, Comment-y things. Sometimes I add a poll with things that no [...]

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Stop Telling Single People To Hurry Up and Get Married

By On 2011/06/01 · 14 Comments · In Crazy Folder, I Don't Know Where Else to Put This, Random Relationship Stuff, Single Mom Relationships, Wisdom You Won't Use Anywhere

Please?

I’m in a rant-y kind of mood. Maybe I’m just a rant-y kinda girl and I’m always in this mood. But seriously, could we stop telling single people they need to hurry up and get married? I hear you saying you’ve never told anyone that, but here’s the deal…

Why are you still single?

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