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"Wisdom You Won’t Use Anywhere"
It’s been too long.
But, you know what makes me write like a worm crawled into my underwear? Getting a text message from a friend that says “Why are there no new posts on your blog?!?!”
So thank you, friend for being my worm. 1
In order to come up with anything somewhat [...]
I bet someone is thinking right now that these 10 guys are the same ones that no one on earth should have sex with. But, there is a big difference because being a single mother and actually having offspring changes the game completely. There are guys you can sleep with (ie almost everyone in the [...]
Amidst all of the ranting regarding the Girl Scouts, there is actually a different story. Not a good one or a bad one. Not a funny one, although it is a bit less painful in a way because it takes place in a hotel with a pool and not Walmart in winter. Maybe.
At this [...]
I bet you’ve been wondering if I still have a child, since I only vlog weird anti blogger videos and harass weathermen for Stupid Friday. Well, never fear, I am still a mother and the daughter is still hanging around. Luckily, she hasn’t run away from home yet. She is a trooper.
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One of my fellow single parents on Twitter mentioned he had missed an opportunity at the grocery store because a hot chick smiled at him and he froze like an idiot and basically just drooled all over himself in the canned food aisle. (I added everything after the word froze, [...]
Tragic when people die. Even moreso (or maybe equally as tragic) when it is someone young.
I’ve noticed lately that people can’t wait to be the first to RIP someone in their Facebook status. Not that you shouldn’t express your sympathy for the family and other friends of this person. Not that you aren’t allowed [...]
I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]
or…when to say when, Stalkerface.
I text. A lot. I apologize to the purists who believe you can’t build relationships texting and require actual phone calls, but seriously I don’t have time to be yapping on the phone with people. You can tell me what you need to tell me in less than 2 seconds via [...]
So somehow I’ve made it to the letter D in the A to Z Challenge and I’m going to tell you, if shit didn’t just hit me upside my head when I sit down to write immediately, I would’ve bailed by now. I would’ve stopped at the letter A.
Straight into my inbox pops a [...]
Okay, I had a completely different post to kick off the A to Z Challenge – which was Anti Blogger except I realized last minute that I just did an Anti Blogger video/giveaway. I have also not written anything outside of Anti Blogger, Stupid List Friday or Bitchery in a while. So, I saved [...]
It never fails. Every Friday since I’ve started Stupid List Friday, I think, “this is the Friday I will miss because I have nothing.”
And then POW…my parents ask me to go to a Fish Fry at the Legion and I was like hot damn, we got ourselves a blog post. Not only [...]
If you aren’t familiar with the Anti Blogger, you can read the introduction post about Wordless Wednesday under the tab. This time I want to post about recipe blogs that I find to be complete wastes of time and just as annoying as the uninteresting picture blog.
Stolen Recipes
I understand [...]
Most everyone is raised to be respectful of their elders and for some reason this ends up being understood as let old people do whatever they want because they are old. I get it, they’ve served their time here on earth, most have worked their fingers to the bones, walked uphill both ways in two [...]
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