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One of my fellow single parents on Twitter mentioned he had missed an opportunity at the grocery store because a hot chick smiled at him and he froze like an idiot and basically just drooled all over himself in the canned food aisle. (I added everything after the word froze, [...]
Tragic when people die. Even moreso (or maybe equally as tragic) when it is someone young.
I’ve noticed lately that people can’t wait to be the first to RIP someone in their Facebook status. Not that you shouldn’t express your sympathy for the family and other friends of this person. Not that you aren’t allowed [...]
I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]
or…when to say when, Stalkerface.
I text. A lot. I apologize to the purists who believe you can’t build relationships texting and require actual phone calls, but seriously I don’t have time to be yapping on the phone with people. You can tell me what you need to tell me in less than 2 seconds via [...]
So somehow I’ve made it to the letter D in the A to Z Challenge and I’m going to tell you, if shit didn’t just hit me upside my head when I sit down to write immediately, I would’ve bailed by now. I would’ve stopped at the letter A.
Straight into my inbox pops a [...]
Okay, I had a completely different post to kick off the A to Z Challenge – which was Anti Blogger except I realized last minute that I just did an Anti Blogger video/giveaway. I have also not written anything outside of Anti Blogger, Stupid List Friday or Bitchery in a while. So, I saved [...]
It never fails. Every Friday since I’ve started Stupid List Friday, I think, “this is the Friday I will miss because I have nothing.”
And then POW…my parents ask me to go to a Fish Fry at the Legion and I was like hot damn, we got ourselves a blog post. Not only [...]
If you aren’t familiar with the Anti Blogger, you can read the introduction post about Wordless Wednesday under the tab. This time I want to post about recipe blogs that I find to be complete wastes of time and just as annoying as the uninteresting picture blog.
Stolen Recipes
I understand [...]
Most everyone is raised to be respectful of their elders and for some reason this ends up being understood as let old people do whatever they want because they are old. I get it, they’ve served their time here on earth, most have worked their fingers to the bones, walked uphill both ways in two [...]
Within the blogosphere there are trends, and right now most blogs have some kind of weekly series, ie Music Monday, Wordless Wednesday, Friday Food Day, etc etc.
And so, I’ve decided to do Stupid List Friday. Pretty self explanatory and direct, I think. And the best part about Stupid List Friday is no fact checking [...]
I don’t date often and I don’t think I have ever participated in online dating. I do interact quite a bit online though so I have my opinion on which sites would be the worst sites for dating. If you ever heed any advice that I give on this blog (hahahaha…suckers), trust me on this [...]
I recently started blogging for SexyLocker, which sells lingerie and jammy jams and lots of pretty girly girl things, and have often wondered when trying to think of something to write about, what sexy really is. The site carries everything from lacy lingerie type stuff to cute cotton nightgowns, both sexy in their own right, [...]
Congratulations you made it through Christmas without being trampled to death at Walmart and through New Years with your handy dandy list of resolutions. Pat yourself on the back for making it to 2012.
However, you did it all for nothing because as you’ve probably heard, according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 [...]
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