Solitary Mama

Stupid List Friday : 5 Reasons Weatherman Ken Barlow Twitter Blocked Me

Solitary Mama — Fri, 11 May 2012 05:57:38 +0000

I consider myself a fairly friendly and sometimes fun person to socialize with online. People tell me I am anyway. I do realize that I have my days of assholery. Sometimes these days last weeks even. I’ve realized as a result of a certain text message I sent to the radio station that was read [...]

Anti Blogger : Video of Dryer Lint Bunny Craft

Solitary Mama — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 03:42:18 +0000

How to make a dryer lint bunny ala the Anti Blogger…

Caution: Dryer lint is highly flammable (I guess) be careful when playing with it. However, I lived and if anyone is going to catch on fire while crafting, it would be me.

What are the worst crafts you’ve seen online?

Stupid List Friday : How to Make the Woman You Like Hate You

Solitary Mama — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 01:18:20 +0000

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One of my fellow single parents on Twitter mentioned he had missed an opportunity at the grocery store because a hot chick smiled at him and he froze like an idiot and basically just drooled all over himself in the canned food aisle. (I added everything after the word froze, by the [...]

The Necro Status : Posting Deaths On Facebook

Solitary Mama — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 05:17:39 +0000

Tragic when people die. Even moreso (or maybe equally as tragic) when it is someone young.

I’ve noticed lately that people can’t wait to be the first to RIP someone in their Facebook status. Not that you shouldn’t express your sympathy for the family and other friends of this person. Not that you aren’t allowed [...]

He’s Butt Hurt Over Your Blog aka Is This Blog Post About Me?

Solitary Mama — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:58:00 +0000

I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]

Stupid List Friday : 5 Signs the Text Conversation Is Over

Solitary Mama — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:47:33 +0000

or…when to say when, Stalkerface.

I text. A lot. I apologize to the purists who believe you can’t build relationships texting and require actual phone calls, but seriously I don’t have time to be yapping on the phone with people. You can tell me what you need to tell me in less than 2 seconds via [...]

The Downsides to Being Pretty and the Backlash of Being Ugly

Solitary Mama — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:28:03 +0000

So somehow I’ve made it to the letter D in the A to Z Challenge and I’m going to tell you, if shit didn’t just hit me upside my head when I sit down to write immediately, I would’ve bailed by now. I would’ve stopped at the letter A.

Straight into my inbox pops a [...]

I Have a Crush On You. Now What?

Solitary Mama — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 02:11:04 +0000

C is for Crush, as in I find you interesting. I like chatting with you. I think you are a super duper great guy that only annoys me occasionally.

Most of these things tend to occur online lately, which depending on how you look at it, can be either way safer or way weirder. Do [...]

3 Basics of Bitchery : The Triad Defined

Solitary Mama — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:01:04 +0000

If you’ve been following this blog at all in the last month, you’ve likely noticed a Bitchery Triad post. What started out as fun and a half assed plan hatched via twitter, is still a fun and half assed plan sometimes spliced together at the last minute…via Twitter.

As part of the A [...]

Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number Unless You’re Stupid

Solitary Mama — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:41:57 +0000

Okay, I had a completely different post to kick off the A to Z Challenge – which was Anti Blogger except I realized last minute that I just did an Anti Blogger video/giveaway. I have also not written anything outside of Anti Blogger, Stupid List Friday or Bitchery in a while. So, I saved [...]