If I had a dollar for every time in my life that a guy has told me “good guys never win” I’d have about $457. Recently a guy friend of mine actually told me that I only like bad guys. Which I think equals about 200 more dollars. (Another guy told me I need a [...]
Mein Liebster Award and How to Show a Blogger Love
Did you know I grew up in Germany? Well, I did. I also went to Lloret de Mar Spain for Spring Break, which at the time was kind of the Daytona Beach of Europe. My greatest regret (besides the tattoo) is that I was too young while living overseas to appreciate it, and spent far [...]
Ye Shall Not Be Damned to Hell if Ye Don’t Want Kids
I never wanted kids. To clarify before I get myself hated and in trouble, I will say this: Now that I have one, I can’t imagine life without her and wouldn’t take it back for a second. I am also not scheming on ways to get rid of her, in case you’re wondering.
However, if [...]
The GBE2 topic 1 is “longing” and after careful consideration of the word, I’ve come up with this conclusion: I long for simple things like the sun when it’s snowing in April.
The other day I was stuck behind a beat up mini van on the highway, going so slow (while in the [...]
I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere. You probably could not find me if you wanted to, and believe me when I say you don’t want to. For the most part, it is quiet. Plus, I’m related to most of the people that live here. If I’m not related to you, [...]
If I could pick the most important piece of advice to share with a single woman or single mother it would be to enjoy independence. If you don’t know how to do it, figure it out. Don’t wait for someone else to come to their senses, don’t wait for that check, don’t expect another single [...]
I was going to vlog for my 28th 38th birthday yesterday, but last night I found myself sitting on my bed looking like a psychopathic-sitting-on-a-bed-lady. Not a good picture for a vlog. Don’t get me wrong, 38 is probably going to be just as amazing as 0-37, but I found myself in a place I [...]
In Somalia, 29,000 children younger than the age of 5 have died in the last 90 days.
And before anyone reminds me of the state of our own economy, or the problems we have in our own country, let’s ask ourselves a few questions:
When was the last time you had to [...]
I considered vlogging for this post (because you know I rocked those last two vlogs like a movie star) 1 but I decided it would be hard to show in a video the 5 Reasons Single Women Should Have a Fake Boyfriend. I am also thinking about saving the next video for my [...]
The problem, (if there is one) with blogging is that in order to be real and true and somewhat personal, you have to sort of blog about real and true and personal stuff occasionally. Plus, if you want to be funny, real life stuff is a must-have, unless you plan on just stealing content from [...]
A while back I noticed when going through my Twitter and Facebook feeds that funny statuses are mostly by males and really deep, thoughtful statuses are by females. That just means that women are thinkers. I know.
So, I posted a question on Facebook that was something like “Why aren’t women funny?” and received some [...]
Dear Tooth Fairy
Dear tooth fairy,
I lost one of my teeth today and I dropped it in the seat belt thing and I can’t get it out. Can I still have some money?
From <daughter’s full name>
Dear <daughter’s name>
I didn’t have any cash on me anyway because I only carry a debit card [...]
When I first moved here, I worked for a telemarketing company that paid bonuses in silver dollars.
One evening I carried a handful of bonuses to the Rural Small Town convenience store to purchase a pizza and probably Doritos and the teenage clerk tells me…
“We don’t accept foreign money,” as if I ended up [...]
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