Pretty sure I don’t have to give you 5 reasons I’m smokin hot because if you know me you can probably think of 10 all by yourself. Even if you don’t know me and you read this blog you know at least 3, right? Here’s a quick summary:
1. Because I’m Hot
2. Because I’m [...]
Congratulations you made it through Christmas without being trampled to death at Walmart and through New Years with your handy dandy list of resolutions. Pat yourself on the back for making it to 2012.
However, you did it all for nothing because as you’ve probably heard, according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 [...]
I believe I used to write better posts on this blog. I think my intention has always been to either say something funny or just say something that means something. I may be mistaken, but it seems since I figured out people are actually reading my blog, I write less personal and sometimes just plain [...]
Christmas Crap That Annoys Me
I had a whole different, angry rant set up to post but I figured it’s Christmas and I should probably write something cheery not as angry for the holidays. What kind of blogger worth his or her weight in SEO doesn’t have a Christmas post?
Some of us though are faced with a different problem. Okay, [...]
I’m usually pretty up to date with current events although what appears here on the blog could be any old random thing that pops into my head. For some reason, I had not heard of Crystal Cox but thanks to Twitter I happened upon this post by Blogpreneur which explained that Ms. Cox, [...]
A lot has changed since I first blogged about Triberr and since I first joined. In fact, Kick Ass Writers, has grown to EPIC proportions. Okay, maybe not epic but at least awesome. The problem however, is that as the Chief I feel like I have to monitor everyone and also [...]
Words You’ve Ruined By Using Too Much
“Mom, come look at this. It’s awwweesommme.”
“What. Your donut?”
“Yeah, look. It’s all powdery and stuff.”
“All of the donuts are powdery. That’s not awesome at all. Now eat your un-awesome donut before I do.”
My coworker told me the other day that the daycare/school her sister’s grandkids attend teach based on positive affirmations [...]
I was wondering yesterday, between Twitter, Facebook, and the billions of blogs on the internet, how many people will be posting lists of things they are suddenly thankful for. 1 Some of these lists include things like breathing. Can we all just agree that we’re thankful for air without adding it to the [...]
The Walmart Surprise
The good thing about shopping at Walmart is you are almost always guaranteed some sort of surprise. One time I grabbed a mushy cucumber from the cucumber bin. That kind of surprise is similar to the Halloween game where you put your hand in the bowl of peeled grapes and pretend they’re eyeballs. Except you [...]
If you’ve stopped by in the last few days, you probably noticed the shit storm I created in the last post. Yes, yes, I think I’m funny and sometimes I’m not. I do know why the mommy bloggers were angry and didn’t share in my cackling, but you know what? This is my blog. This [...]
Mommy Blogger: (Mom-ee Blawg-er) A maternal- type person that keeps an online journal, often referred to as their “J.O.B.” even if they don’t make any money. Because since it’s a J.O.B. it totally justifies sitting on the computer all day. The Mommy Blogger started out as a Farmville Fanatic on Facebook, but figured out they [...]
Those of you that know me, or at least have known me since last year, have probably seen me with a mustache on more than one occasion. It all started here for Movember exactly one year ago.
Ever since last Movember, the mustache thing has kind of stuck around. I don’t know and don’t [...]
My daughter wants to be a vampire this year for Halloween. She specifically said “a scary vampire. Not a cute one.” Last year, she wanted to be scary and I bought her a witch costume. After a handful of people told her “awww…you’re such a cute witch,” she didn’t want to be a witch anymore. [...]
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